Why Not Writing Articles is the Future of Journalism

Hello Buttbuddz fans, you might have noticed it’s been a hecking long time since the last Buttbuddz article. Not to worry, because we at Buttbuddz HQ are not being lazy. We are just following the latest, hippest trends in journalism and article-writing. In case you missed the scientific studies and the trashy mainstream media coverage, we will write a bit about it.

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You are… Seing… Mr. Buttbuddz…

To not write anything at all is the newest, freshest way to run a site. By not writing anything, you fuel the readers imagination. You might have guessed it, but this also eliminates the ‘fake news’ issue that has been plaguing the world of journalism lately. Without news, there will be no fake news so that’s one more world problem solved by the Buttbuddz.

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A Buttbuddz Subscribers amazed reaction at the innovation of the buttbuddz

The Buttbuddz, as you might have guessed will be the first news source to update to this new way of journalism. No more will we write articles, but leave the articles up to your imagination. This, of course, includes this article. It does in fact not exist. It’s all in your head. Don’t forget to subscribe to the Buttbuddz for great videos, and also bookmark and visit http://www.buttbuddz.com every day so you can imagine new articles you are reading, like the upcoming Goof Troop review.

 

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The elephant is pleased with your dedication to the Buttbuddz

Garfield Dabs On The Haters!?!?

On the day of November 3rd, everyone’s favorite lasagna-eater decided to do something nobody would have ever expected him to do; Garfield dabbed on his haters!

“This is today’s Garfield comic; Christmas has been cancelled due to middle panel.” – An internet user’s reaction to the dab.

“As we all know, Mondays are my haters; It made sense to dab on them,” Garfield explained in his signature thought bubbles. “What can I say? Fridays bring out the boogie in me.”

The only thing more shocking than the dabbing itself is the revelation that Garfield considers Fridays to be the opposite of Mondays: Does this mean that Fridays are the Anti-Mondays!? (Not that anyone disagrees with that… For many people, Friday is more or less the beginning of the weekend; Monday isn’t.)

When asked about what shocking and topical plans Garfield has planned next, the cat isn’t currently sure. Rumor has it that he might dab while using a fidget spinner, but only time will tell how Garfield will surprise and shock us again.

The Emoji Movie 2 Announced, Will Release in 2020

Hey Buttbuddz subscribers, we’ve got some great news for you today! Emoji movie fans will be excited to hear that The Emoji Movie 2 has finally been announced, under the title of The Emoji Movie 2: Attack of the Bitmoji. The BUTTBUDDZ BLOG has even gotten exclusive information on this new motion picture, which I’ll leave my thoughts on.

1. Six years after the first movie, the popularity of emojis have gone down and they must fight for relevance against bitmojis.

First off, great plot idea here as a fanatic of bitmojis (not nearly as much as emojis of course). I think this will lead to some interesting conflicts and confrontations. However, I do wonder where the protagonists from the first movie will fit in.

I mean, Gene’s obviously in it as we can see by this released concept art:

 

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Concept art for Gene with a cup of emoji juice. There are some stray marks on the left, which could potentially be social commentary on the smallest details being the most important. It’s very likely these marks will show up in the movie.

But what about Jailbreak? Hi-5? As much of a shoe-in as they seem to be, I feel like they should’ve been confirmed from the start if they were going to be there. Will Gene perhaps flip to the bitmojis which is why we have no art of other emoji characters? It’s entirely possible the movie will attempt to build a new cast of characters from scratch which, while questionable, could work out if they pull it off right. It’d also be a good excuse to touch upon the history of the bitmojis, since they were never mentioned in the first movie and that fact could potentially come off as a retcon to some.

And how about Alex, is he still here? It’s implied the movie will still take place inside his phone, but what role will he have? Will Addie make an appearance as well? It’ll have been six years after the first movie, so perhaps their relationship will have progressed since then?

2. There will be thought provoking statements and commentary on socialism vs. capitalism

This shouldn’t be much of a surprise seeing the bravery T.J. Miller had to incorporate themes like these into the first movie, but I think he did pick a particularly interesting topic in particular. You don’t see enough socialism vs. capitalism themes in movies, which is a shame because I think it’s a great topic to be putting in kids movies so they can make informed decisions later in life.

Socialism and capitalism are two different things, right? I’m theorizing that the emojis may represent socialism, with the bitmojis representing communism. It could potentially be vice versa, however, and we don’t really definitively know who the good and bad guys are. Maybe the emojis will revert to a primal, rampaging state due to their frustration of losing relevance and maybe the bitmojis will just be minding their own business only to be attacked. There’s plenty of possibilities that shouldn’t be counted out, because the rivalry could very well be a gray area.

3. Patrick Stewart will return to his role as Poop


That’s all we have for now. Hopefully we get more info soon, but in the meantime I’ll see you later, emoji fans.

Introducing Buttbuddz.Club: Our Very Own Super Community!

September 18th, two days ago, marked our one-and-a-half year anniversary, and we’re still here; We’ve been through a whole lot of good, bad, and completely average times, but most importantly it’s been so long, we’ve MADE OVER 200 VIDEOS together. And now is a crucial time in the Buttbuddz’s lifespan where we decide if we watch it all fade away, or come together like NEVER before.

Introducing BUTTBUDDZ.CLUB, The Buttbuddz’s very own super community, which is much better than a normal, run of the mill Youtube-and-blogging community!

Aside from our already existing Buttbuddz Youtube channel and Butt with a Blog, we’ll be adding a new forum and subreddit to our empire of websites! The forum is of course, Buttbuddz.club, and our subreddit is r/buttbuddz. These two newest additions are active, fun places where you can discuss anything and everything Buttbuddz! (Did we mention they’re also ACTIVE!?)

We also have other themes aside from our main one, such as ” Pepsi“, “Fish’“, “Crystal Coconut“, and our favorite theme full of eye-fun, “ButtTown!

If you already have a YT channel or blog, you can also merge with us! Yeah, that’s right; If you can prove you own an officially-supported YouTube channel or blog, we’ll support you, whether you want to be a part of us or not!*

(*Gift only applies to select communities such as the late Toontastic, and maybe a few other places.)

We’re also sprouting the first real Buttbuddz streaming network, The ButtTeam. (Located at streams.buttbuddz.club for those of you who want to check it out!)

You’ll be able to join our network of streamers in mere seconds, just as long as you have a Twitch channel, and are willing to have our lovely Buttbuddz logo clearly visible on your stream at all times! Then we’ll add your stream to our official ButtTeam page that consists of multiple Twitch streams going off at once, which is definitely easy for your web browser to handle, and the page itself isn’t a security risk at all!

If your stream doesn’t look like this, you’re not allowed to stream! [Not Pictured: Our streaming site, because it’s currently down.]
With our new super community, we expect to enter a new, exciting era of The Buttbuddz! Break through the haze and confusion to see our true potential, and join our Buttbuddz Super Community today! (Or else!)

Happy Birthday to Stefan Karl Stefansson

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL BUTTBUDDZ BIRTHDAY CONGRATULATION TO STEFAN KARL STEFANSSON, ALSO KNOWN AS ROBBIE ROTTEN. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.’

Don’t forget fellow buttbuddz subscribers, that you can help out Stefan and his family by donating to his crowdfunding campaign https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk

If you do this you will be remembered as a straight up alright guy and you will be blessed by fish and pepsi.

We will continue to wish Stefan the best of luck in his battle against cancer, despite the overwhelming odds he is facing.

Theresa Mays EXPOSED as ROBBIE ROTTEN IN DISGUISE!?!?!?

Villain number one speaking to the masses.

After the leader of the Tories and Prime Minister Theresa May decided to start a new government after kinda maybe sorta lost the UK election, she has called forth a lot of unpleasant political ideas, such as expanding the power of the government to spy on everyone on the internet and ban encryption so they can finally stop mean thought-criminals and arrest those mean bullies who say rude things about Theresa Mays on the internet, but this and also the fact Theresa Mays is banning apples, sports and activity made the British newspaper “de ma’nin’ nyoose” suspicious about the real identity of Theresa Mays, if that’s her real name.

Theresa Mays with one of her many funny faces.

Turns out Theresa Mays was Robbie Rotten all along, the notorious villain of LazyTown. He was trying to make the UK lazy with his dastardly scheme, but thanks to those meddling kids at “de ma’nin’ nyoose”, His plan has been exposed.

After this exposure, it seems like the political climate in the UK is in total chaos, especially since Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn was caught in the back seat of Dick Dastardly’s car.

Who will rule the UK now!??!?!

Sources: http://newsthump.com/2015/08/21/jeremy-corbyn-denies-links-to-dick-dastardly/ and de ma’nin’ nyoose

Bubsy Bobcat Returns After Being Missing For Half A Decade

After years of being declared missing by the gaming industry at large, Accolade’s (in)famous feline mascot, Bubsy the Bobcat, has finally returned in a new game titled Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back. Bubsy’s sudden comeback has shocked millions; Nobody was prepared for his reappearance in the public eye, especially not after the overwhelmingly positive reception of 1996’s Bubsy 3D: Bubsy visits the James Turrell Retrospective.

“…Stunning…Original…Bubsy 3D climbs back to the top…Check it out!” – EGM

While some speculated that Bubsy was going to appear in Sonic Forces due to the appearance of a matching silhouette (that ended up actually being a Sonic OC that was somehow less generic-looking than he is), the last true sighting of the bobcat was in a late 2012 photograph of him and Ren and Stimpy‘s Ren Hoek eating bowls of soup together. However, the photograph -not unlike Bubsy himself- was missing from the Buttbuddz Historical Archives, so in it’s place, here’s an artist’s recreation instead:

a quality recreation

Professional Bubsy players are rejoicing in the streets due to the comeback of their beloved gaming franchise and gaming-mascot bobcat, but will Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back become a classic like the other installments in it’s franchise? We’ll have to wait and see when Fall 2017 gets here.

[EDIT] As it turns out, the original was in the Buttbuddz archive all along; Buttbuddz history is saved!

“you eediot the original was in the buttbuddz archives all along.”

United States president Donald Trump exposed SABOTAGING the INDIE GAME SCENE!?!??!?!

Donald trump CAUGHT WITH HIS HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR!?!??!

Indie game developers all over San Fransissco have been reporting that President Donald “Don” Trump has infiltrated their local communities and have personally urinated all over their computers.

“He’s very rude” said Fill Fish, who was finishing up his new game “Red arabic hatwear 2 – funny video game enjoyed by liberal college students and hipsters”, but the game is now permantly canceled because Donald Trump ate the flash drive which he kept his code on.

Multiple games such as Gone with the Home 2 and Jerry Seinfeld Presents: Bioshock Infinite 2 has been canceled after this unfortunate event. There are calls for Donald Trump  to quit his presidency from all over the indie game scene after this happen. His majesty the president has yet to answer to these demands

Local reports from an anonymous source also tells us Donald Trump has been caught counting cards in Vegas, which adds to the large amount of controversies the President has been involved in the last three minutes.

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