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The GAMEBUDDZ: Our amazing new gaming console!

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Everyone has a dream. Here at the Buttbuddz, our dream is to make a successful and revolutionary game console. We’d like to introduce everyone to our very own gaming device…

The Buttbuddz GAMEBUDDZ! 

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Available in black, Subscribe-Button, Pepsi Blue, Garfield Orange, and Golden Banana.

So, what exactly does the GameBuddz play? Just about every game imaginable! The GameBuddz comes pre-loaded with over 3,000 games, to say nothing of the millions of other games compatible with it!

With the GameBuddz, you’ll never need another console again because of how just versatile our console is! (As it supports Atari/Amiga/CDi/Colecovision/Intellivision/Sega /NeoGeo/TurboGrafix-16/Odyssey/3DO/Commodore/Nintendo/And everything in between!)consoles2.png

The Gamebuddz comes with an impressive 16 GB Memory, a multi-language and multi-functional high-quality speaker, as well a built-in audio-and-visual recorder function so you can easily make a let’s play straight from the Gamebuddz itself. (And it can even connect directly to YouTube so you can upload your gaming experiences straight to your subscribers!)

Here’s footage of the Gamebuddz in action; just look at how well it plays PLATYPUS DUCK GAME. The Gamebuddz runs video games so incredibly well, it puts the most high-end gaming computers available to shame!

 

Of course, we’re not stopping at handhelds. If you’re gonna make consoles, you’ve gotta play with the big boys; that means you also have to make a home-held console, because home is one of the best places to play video games! Version 2 of our video game console will be releasing very soon; it’s much better than the first version, as we’re partnering with Pepsi to make it.

…Introducing, the GAMEBUDDZ PRO-PSI!

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It also plays DVDs!

The Gamebuddz Pro-Psi is the best home console one could ever dream of owning; with it’s matt black (not to be confused with “matte black”) tunnel empty shell, mirror paint, aircraft-grade plastic frames, and our patented MANY CRYSTAL PEPSI TECHNOLOGY, there’s no reason to choose the Pro-Psi over it’s competition!

Xbox One? The Pro-Psi will make sure it’s an Xbox None. Nintendo Switch? After you get a Pro-Psi, you’ll be tossing it in a ditch. PS4? After buying the Pro-Psi you’ll just buy four more! Even the PC isn’t safe, as the Pro-Psi will make your games run and play as clearly as the Pep Sea itself! (And by extension, making it the most Fish-approved console on the entire market, too!)

To the first person that not only subscribed to us, but also purchased our consoles you just brought tears to our eyes. Tears of joy!

Thank you so much for your support we promise to continue our tech company and evolve it in the gaming world. After all, we’re just a couple of butts with a dream! rt5g

Buttbuddz Merchandise: The New Deal

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Hello Buttbuddz fans, we’re back again with an informative article, this time about merchandise! Did you know there are many kindz of buttbuddz products aviable for purchase? You won’t believe what great buttbuddz merch you can get nowadays! We will go through a couple, and of course all of these are aviable here on this website for a very low price in buttcoin.

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What a lovely painting, don’t you think?

First up is this lovely buttbuddz painting, painted by the great Buttsburgh painter Edvard Van Buddzelangelo. It is extremely valuable at 4 buttcoins, or nine billion dollars. If this wonderfully exclusive painting is of your interest, please visit the Buttsburgh Museum of le Arts and ask for “Harry”.

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A Buddze 911!

For the less fortunate with money, we have a deal for you, and you will not be able to resist. For only 1 buttcoin (or 10000000 United States Dollars) you can get a lovely buttbuddz branded Porche 911. It is a very fast and good car, and will make everybody point at you while saying “Look at that cool guy with the buttbuddz brand car I think I will subscribe to the buttbuddz for great top 10s, minecraft song parodies and more!”. You will be the bell of the ball!

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Drink refreshing PEPSI!

However, if you can’t even afford a luxerious supercar, do not fret,as there is a BUTTBUDDZ product that even the poorest of bums like you can afford! Aviable now at every retailer in Buttsburgh is BUTTBUDDZ branded PEPSI, it’s refreshing pepsi, but with a buttbuddz symbol on it! This great product is aviable everywhere in buttsburg. We just got the new pepsi cans flown in to buttsburgh from pepsi-co via helicopter which landed on the buttbuddz castle this morning. I’m drinking a refreshing pepsi right now, like and subscribe.

So that was all our new buttbuddz products, do you like what you see? If so, remember to like, subscribe and bookmark our blog see ya next time buttbuddz fans.