Buttbuddz Merchandise: The New Deal

Hello Buttbuddz fans, we’re back again with an informative article, this time about merchandise! Did you know there are many kindz of buttbuddz products aviable for purchase? You won’t believe what great buttbuddz merch you can get nowadays! We will go through a couple, and of course all of these are aviable here on this website for a very low price in buttcoin.

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What a lovely painting, don’t you think?

First up is this lovely buttbuddz painting, painted by the great Buttsburgh painter Edvard Van Buddzelangelo. It is extremely valuable at 4 buttcoins, or nine billion dollars. If this wonderfully exclusive painting is of your interest, please visit the Buttsburgh Museum of le Arts and ask for “Harry”.

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A Buddze 911!

For the less fortunate with money, we have a deal for you, and you will not be able to resist. For only 1 buttcoin (or 10000000 United States Dollars) you can get a lovely buttbuddz branded Porche 911. It is a very fast and good car, and will make everybody point at you while saying “Look at that cool guy with the buttbuddz brand car I think I will subscribe to the buttbuddz for great top 10s, minecraft song parodies and more!”. You will be the bell of the ball!

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Drink refreshing PEPSI!

However, if you can’t even afford a luxerious supercar, do not fret,as there is a BUTTBUDDZ product that even the poorest of bums like you can afford! Aviable now at every retailer in Buttsburgh is BUTTBUDDZ branded PEPSI, it’s refreshing pepsi, but with a buttbuddz symbol on it! This great product is aviable everywhere in buttsburg. We just got the new pepsi cans flown in to buttsburgh from pepsi-co via helicopter which landed on the buttbuddz castle this morning. I’m drinking a refreshing pepsi right now, like and subscribe.

So that was all our new buttbuddz products, do you like what you see? If so, remember to like, subscribe and bookmark our blog see ya next time buttbuddz fans.